My name is Matt
. We walked out to the pool, and I began to strip down to a pair of short swim trunks similar to John’s.
. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction
The 9 Types Of Girlfriends
Ms Nice Guy - “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have”
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday
Old Yeller - “You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??”
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans
Sickly - “Oh, my head. A frigid beer is a good beer
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My name is Matt
. We walked out to the pool, and I began to strip down to a pair of short swim trunks similar to John’s.
. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction
The 9 Types Of Girlfriends
Ms Nice Guy - “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have”
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday
Old Yeller - “You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??”
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans
Sickly - “Oh, my head. A frigid beer is a good beer
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My name is Matt
. We walked out to the pool, and I began to strip down to a pair of short swim trunks similar to John’s.
. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction
The 9 Types Of Girlfriends
Ms Nice Guy - “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have”
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday
Old Yeller - “You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??”
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans
Sickly - “Oh, my head. A frigid beer is a good beer
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